Yeah, I can flirt.
For like 2 seconds
And then I laugh when they try to flirt back.
Cuz I can see my brother's eyes
Peering out of a different skull.
I don't know why.
It's not like I'm engaging in incest with my bro.
It's more like.
I got the game
Before I realized it was a game.
So I'm still waiting
For Prince Charming
Who'll finish my messy sentences.
And get my feelings amongst the words.
Hug me at the right times.
And not check out another girl while they're talking to me.
And not text in the middle of a seriously DEEP conversation.
And not dress like they're going to the gym ALL THE TIME.
And not expect me to like...act stupid because it's sexier.
Is it really sexier to be dumb?
So I guess that's my fate and I didn't even have to pay the fortune teller haha.
Old maid, allergic to cats, but not to cake.